A kick in the ass or the motivation of

It has long been asked to write something motivating to write websites pulled even if the stylus to the handheld (I'm winking yesterday's companion ). here. here. have stumbled upon request. Spring? .

Hey, loser!.

Yes, yes - you, who is now staring at the screen with his right hand, stuck to the mouse. You're a loser. Do you masturbate again on other people's stats, looking through your reader. You're getting out of bed in the morning, he swore to myself that today the site will do, and again did nothing. You do not even checked the statistics for visits to a single site, which is still done in a fit of hard work, suddenly you nastigshego the middle of winter.

I will not ask you why. All well and clearly, a failure. You look in the mirror in the bathroom and see a soldier and you're lying to my mother and girlfriend that he was busy working. And he gets bogged down deeper and deeper into his laziness. You - a wimp!.

Do not you find the strength to stop talking and start doing. You make up dozens of reasons to explain to myself why you have not done what is planned. Actually, it's your only profession - lie to yourself. After all, this is the only remaining possibility you seem a man burdened with the seal of intellect and spirit. While you're just a loser.

Damn! . Wound around his snot on his fist, daring reader, a rebuke to use ICQ, forums and restricted to the bashorga. In general, turn off your computer. And a couple of days, do not touch him, as if you did not want to. Or cut down the fucking internet. Just bite the cable cutter, if you do not have enough willpower to simply disable. Or forget to pay for it.

And thou shalt make, finally, the damn website. And best of two. Grant that they like you. So that you wanted them to visit and tomorrow. Or make a dozen satellites. But only those that you have met them by chance you are - no doubt there was that this satellite. Or are you still a lost loser and all you need is a sighing in the comments ' oh, I would like' and, sipping a beer, go to another blog to publish a new breath?.

Then, if you smoke, a rebuke to smoke, until you do the satellite. If you do not smoke - have banned themselves. Ulcer or gastritis? . No need to put the experiments in the style of ' I will rise at 5 am and start to code '. This is silly - you get up every day at 9 am and still not kodish. Simply destroy a loser, giving it the fuck! . Suitable for even just not going to piss.

Van Gogh to paint a picture, shaved his head off and two months is not out of the house. Are you at least try once again to not piss until dopishesh this crappy line of code. You'll see how fast it will be written!.

yes. I quite forgot, you're still with us and drocher. So to get their hairy hands to masturbate not at someone else's stats, but its. Strangers in the pocket can not be put. They do not sing and can not buy a girl flowers. It is foolish to say, looking into her eyes: ' Today I saw a salary of 1,000 rubles per night, I want to pay them for our romantic dinner at a restaurant '.

So far, loser!.

Or just until you're a failure? .

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